Sneezy Holly-Toes
I was talking to my friend, Erik, tonight and he filled me in on some of his more devilish practical jokes that he used to pull on his friends. It got me thinking that I hope I'm never on the receiving end of his trickery. One of his favorites is to send a card to someone filled with very fine, almost powdery, glitter that tends to scatter when the envelope is opened.
Another idea that he clued me in on was to send one of our female online friends a Christmas card filled with clippings from his beard and saying that it was trimmed from his nether-region.
In the middle of the conversation, I ran his name through a randomizer that my Mom had found online, which makes your real name into one with a more holiday feel. Needless to say, his translated into Sneezy Holly-Toes.
After another 2-hour marathon phone call session of Dungeons and Dragons trivia, Internet-speak, Lord of the Rings stuff, Da Vinci Code facts and other things, my head feels all mushy and bloated, like it's filled with a 20 pound marshmallow. I think I'm going to go lay down before white goo starts pouring through my eyeballs.
Another idea that he clued me in on was to send one of our female online friends a Christmas card filled with clippings from his beard and saying that it was trimmed from his nether-region.
In the middle of the conversation, I ran his name through a randomizer that my Mom had found online, which makes your real name into one with a more holiday feel. Needless to say, his translated into Sneezy Holly-Toes.
After another 2-hour marathon phone call session of Dungeons and Dragons trivia, Internet-speak, Lord of the Rings stuff, Da Vinci Code facts and other things, my head feels all mushy and bloated, like it's filled with a 20 pound marshmallow. I think I'm going to go lay down before white goo starts pouring through my eyeballs.
posted by Den at 11:50 PM
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